pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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