there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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