I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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