he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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