If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I want to fling myself into the sun
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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