I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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