So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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