I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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