So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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