dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
