Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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