we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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