And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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