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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The power of my boobs compel you
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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