His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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