my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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