So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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