dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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