Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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