his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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