Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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