Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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