Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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