Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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