she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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