I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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