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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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