I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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