We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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