Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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