people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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