I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
