sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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