I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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