check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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