Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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