white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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