Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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