ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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