I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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