Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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