17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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