Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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