Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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