worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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