it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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