After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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