I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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