kristin has been a bad kristin
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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