He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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