that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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