the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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