i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
