You made me cry and you don't even care
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
